Anime fans have 99 problems. That’s it, that’s the joke. Anong petsa na, ganun parin? With so many collaborating fandoms, new titles created left and right, tapos gatambak na merch na kelangan bilhin, anime fans are always in need! Pero kung tutuuusin, limang bagay lang naman talaga yan eh. Here’s a list of 5 things all otaku need more of:

Kulang sa Pera

As we mentioned earlier, there is a seemingly endless list of comics, BDs, and figures to purchase! There are also anisong concert tickets, meals at collaboration cafes, tapos andyan pa yung tipong bibili ka ng apat na ricecooker at limang vacuum cleaner kasi na-feature siya sa anime na pinapanood mo. Wag na nating banggitin yung perang ginugol mo sa Saint Quartz online games. Hinay hinay lang po — di mo pa nababayaran yung order mo online!

Kulang sa Oras

Speaking of mobile games, there is one other thing they might need if they love in-game events: more time! They can get free in-game items, but only if they accomplish all the requirements in a limited time frame! Libre nga, puyat ka naman. Kelangan mo din ng oras at panahon para pumila sa mga events! Papasok palang ng pinto dalawang oras na! Ubos oras!

Kulang sa Space

Lahat ng collector, ito ang problema. Nakumpleto mo nga — binili mo lahat ng YOI merch na ginawa sa Japan, maski fan merch pinatulan mo. Kaso, puno na yung kwarto mo at wala ka nang tutulugan. Baka dun ka na matutulog sa garahe, kasama yung aso mo. Chill lang guys, hindi naman competition ang pag support sa favorite title mo ^^;; Maawa ka sa sarili mo LOL

Kulang sa Tropa

Ang mga Pinoy, sobrang sociable — parang hindi mapakali kung walang kachika. So importante na meron kang mga kaibigan na supportive at interested sa hobbies mo. Beside the fact that they are supportive, aba extrang tao din yan sa pilahan sa bilihan ng concert tickets at libreng giveaway sa mga events. Last but not least, tagabitbit ng gamit mo sa convention! Mga girls, aminin niyo na — pinagbitbit niyo ng gamit mga syota at kaibigan niyo!

Kulang sa Ligo

Importante to — pano ka magkakatropa (at syota) kung kulang ka sa paligo? Have you ever walked into a local gaming convention tapos naloka ka sa anghit sa loob?! Yung amoy pawis na amoy araw na medjo kadiri? Tawag dun ng ibang local GM eh gamer funk (pramis — kwento ng mga dating GM ng pRO!). JUICE COLORED MAGSILIGO KAYO. Or, kung tamad kang maligo pero gusto mong manigurado, just use a Kunkun Body device to check your body odor!

Ginagago mo ba ko?!

Hindi bes, seryoso to! Kunkun Body is a smell checker developed by Japanese company Konica Minolta. Kunkun Body uses a small device to check your body odor, and connects to your smartphone for analysis and results. This nifty gadget made it to the history books as one of the most successfully funded projects on Japanese crowd-funding site Makuake!

By showing you scientific proof about how nasty (or nice) you smell, you can actually do something about it! The inventors of Kunkun Body even have teamed up with other companies that help you manage the way you smell, with antibacterial apparel and grooming products. For more information, check out the official Kunkun Body website at kunkunbody.konicaminolta.jp.

Curious to see how you fare on the stinkbomb scale? Why not come to the Kunkun Body experience zone at C3 AFA Singapore 2017! Para magkakaalaman kung sino sa mga lodi niyo ang homaba! Kung nahihirapan kang sabihan yung BF mo (GF mo??!?!) na medyo kulang siya sa paligo, kaladkarin mo din siya dito! O baka ito na ang chance mo na malaman kung amoy pogi ka na’t pwede nang manligaw! Alam naman nating lahat: more ligo, more landi!

This post has been syndicated with permission from WOW Japan.